Posted by Barely Knit Together on Sep 19, 2009 in
Embarrassing Moments,
Writing
I just submitted my blog for your analysis the other day, and realized too late I’ve made a grave mistake.
First of all, that damn little box that asks us “who we are” is ridiculously filled with a few sentences that probably have little to do with who I am. I mean, when someone you’ve never [...]
Tags: Ask and ye shall receive, blogging, sucking ass, Writing
Posted by Barely Knit Together on Sep 8, 2009 in
A Bit on the Dark Side,
Creative Nonfiction,
Writing
This is a piece from my “creative” blog. I have no idea why I initially separated the work. Perhaps because that other stuff is darker, less conversational. It could continue to stand alone as a short fiction piece or it might be the beginning of a longer story. We shall see.
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She knew you could see [...]
Tags: before it went wrong, creative, little girl lost, Writing
Posted by Barely Knit Together on Sep 3, 2009 in
Creative Nonfiction,
Writing
I climb the steps to the bridge overlooking the river, out of breath and empty after my run. The water here is a shallow, pebbled flow, fifty feet below a platform that sits on an old railroad support. I know this water, this river, like I know the sound of my name. My heart beats [...]
Tags: bike trail, Percival's Island, river, Writing
Posted by Barely Knit Together on Sep 1, 2009 in
Writing
Dearest Friends,
After pursuing, luring and wooing you to my blog over the last year, I find myself now in a state of flux, of directionless wandering. I premised this site on my own dysfunction, my conjunction junction, my joie de viva Las Vegas, but now I feel I am pulled in too many directions and [...]
Tags: audience, buy local, change, homeschooling, mommy blogger, new direction, Writing
Posted by Barely Knit Together on Aug 26, 2009 in
Writing
Come on, sugar. Let me know.
I have entered a contest to win fabulous prizes and a luxury vacation! Well, it’s fairly luxurious. And it’s in Utah! I’ve never been west of Avon, Ohio, and that was for a business trip to a hazardous waste treatment plant, so you can imagine my excitement about the possibility [...]
Tags: contest, love me, Mindful Mama Magazine, Writing
Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jul 31, 2009 in
People Are Idiots
I keep hearing this term “mommy blogger” bandied about lately, and it makes my breasts want to shrivel up and hide. Mommy. Blogger.
And probably many of the writers out there who blog and are moms kind of feel the same way – it sounds so vacuous, like the empty womb my super-sized children vacated.
But apparently, [...]
Tags: 1938 Media, BlogHer, Jessica Gottlieb, Loren Feldman, lynchburg, mommy bloggers, Motrin, selling your soul when you probably already have too much shit, swag, VA, Writing
Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jun 21, 2009 in
Writing
Ha! Don’t I wish!
No, folks, I don’t mean my waist line. That would be great, but I’m actually talking about the blog itself.
See, I have a problem. I spend way too much time writing and commenting around WordPress, and not nearly enough time on other things. Like say, sleeping. Writing things that might make money [...]
Tags: adoring fans, is my ego showing?, is my pathological fear of abandonment showing?, nutjob, vacation, Writing
Posted by Barely Knit Together on May 13, 2009 in
A Bit on the Dark Side,
Mental Stability,
Writing
I’m busy chopping up pieces of paper and trying to assemble something like a coherent story, or a set of notecards, or at least some coasters from it, and in the mean time, I am SUCKING like a suckling pig sucks on an apple, or maybe more like a sucking chest wound.
Between teaching myself HTML [...]
Tags: boobs, hack, lumberjacks, running away, self-esteem, Writing
Posted by Barely Knit Together on May 4, 2009 in
People Are Idiots,
Writing
Ok, I admit it. The title has nothing at all to do with this post. In fact, it has little meaning beyond being a play on the title of a song. The reference will be understood by only a few privileged folk, and I hope the version of the song that first comes to mind [...]
Tags: perverts, weird search terms, Writing