Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jul 6, 2009 in
Writing
This semi-hiatus has not afforded me much more time than I had before taking it. One thing that has improved is the state of my home, but I can’t be too specific on that just yet.
I have learned a few things, and here they are, in no particular order:
1. There’s a reason writers say, “Write [...]
Tags: antisocial personality disorder, attention seeking behavior, GPS, imaginary friends, lost without coffee, New Jersey, write every day
Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jun 28, 2009 in
A Bit on the Dark Side,
Naughty
I plan to make this the world’s most poorly planned and quickly executed blog post in history.
I drove to New Jersey Friday while listening to Wigfield by Amy Sedaris, Stephen Colbert, and Paul Dilello, and found myself transported to a land in which, instead of passing big rigs with Jesus slogans plastered on them, I [...]
Tags: anarchy, crazy like a fox, how to overthrow the government using only mushrooms, militia, New Jersey, sedaris, sons of anarchy, sons of bitches, tattoos, technical animal fat, wigfield