Posted by Barely Knit Together on May 24, 2009 in
People Are Idiots,
The Soap Box
15%
she tries to get things
out of men
that she can’t get
because she’s not
15% prettier
-Richard Brautigan
Somehow I came across this delightful site the other day, and I sat transfixed while clicking on photos of celebrities before and after Photoshopping them into fantasy land. Just click on Portfolio, then on each photo. When it pops up, it’s retouched [...]
Tags: 15%, beauty, fakery, klein bottle, naked boobs, perefection, Photoshop, Richard Brautigan, shallowness, woowoo
Posted by Barely Knit Together on May 15, 2009 in
A Bit on the Dark Side,
Writing
It’s hot and my feet are old. It used to be that I had time to make myself into a girl, but now it’s all I can do to make myself get up. All I want right now is to put down this laundry and this sad life and put on lip gloss that smells [...]
Tags: musings, naked boobs, youth
Posted by Barely Knit Together on May 6, 2009 in
People Are Idiots
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It is Therapy Thursday, after all, and I have bills to pay. All this psychological help isn’t free.
Tags: Lauryn Hill, meaningless blather, naked boobs, old school hits