Posted by Barely Knit Together on May 25, 2009 in
People Are Idiots That’s right folks – the long awaited interview has been granted at last. The reclusive, eccentric Ms. Barely Knit (the appellation she prefers) has agreed to sit down with us in a very posh cafe, provided we foot the bill and bring a couple of bottles of wine, a Chinese parasol, the “Which brand ball [...]
Tags: 18 year old scotch, facebook, facebook quizzes, interview, klein bottle, Ms. Barely Knit, who ordered the medium rare tuna, zombie attacks
Posted by Barely Knit Together on May 24, 2009 in
People Are Idiots,
The Soap Box 15%
she tries to get things
out of men
that she can’t get
because she’s not
15% prettier
-Richard Brautigan
Somehow I came across this delightful site the other day, and I sat transfixed while clicking on photos of celebrities before and after Photoshopping them into fantasy land. Just click on Portfolio, then on each photo. When it pops up, it’s retouched [...]
Tags: 15%, beauty, fakery, klein bottle, naked boobs, perefection, Photoshop, Richard Brautigan, shallowness, woowoo
