Barely Knit Together

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jan 7, 2009 in Motherhood

Conversation I had with four year old E. upon his receipt of an invitation to a (girl) classmate’s birthday party:
E: Why did she invite me?
Me: Because you’re her friend.
E: No I’m not. Well, I kind of am. But when Adam and Jack want me, I’m kinda not. But when she wants me…
I go to her.

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Dec 17, 2008 in Motherhood

Overheard at bedtime tonight:
E: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells,
It’s not much fun to ride and walk a sleigh tonight
HEY!!!!!!!!
Me: hahahahhaaaahahahhahahah
E: Why are you laughing?
Me: Because you are soooooooo cute.
E: Oh. Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells…