Facebook is convincing me that we are at the end of any possible advancement as a species.
Take the “We’re Related” application.
Essentially, you can add your relatives, who then add theirs, etc., so you can see exactly why that nephew of yours is a little off, what with his parents being second cousins and everything.
I once [...]
Tags: apocalypse, facebook, good old fashioned groin mauling, overpopulation, six degrees of separation
Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jun 18, 2009 in
Mental Stability,
Motherhood
I used to be one of those people who would drive around blasting Public Enemy, or D.R.I. from speakers that were never built to handle such bringing on of the kickass.
I sang Nine Inch Nails “Closer” as loud as possible with the windows down and did not care one whit about the people staring at [...]
Tags: apocalypse, Flava Flav, hell in a handbasket, Idiocracy, Kidz Bop