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These Are Things

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jan 20, 2010 in Motherhood, Writing

These are the things no one tells you:
The birthing is easy. It brings you to your knees, of course, if you do it right, and I don’t mean without meds because by god – it’s still a rending. It’s a splitting open, a metamorphosis, leaving the shell of your old self behind. You crawl out [...]

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I Lied to My Shrink, and Other Hazards of Breastfeeding

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Oct 28, 2009 in Breastfeeding, Mental Stability, Motherhood

This post is actually over at Breastfeeding Moms Unite, written for Melodie upon her request.
It was an honor to share it with her, and I hope you’ll pop on over and read it.
It concerns – you guessed it! Breastfeeding. So don’t say I didn’t warn you. But it’s also about me, and might prove interesting.  Or [...]

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Two Years Ago Tonight: The Birth of Baby B

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jul 26, 2009 in Motherhood

Two years ago, in my one hundred year old house with no air conditioning, I was waddling around nine months pregnant and thankful that the summer’s humid heatwave had broken a bit and we could use the whole-house fan to draw in the cooler air. It was still damp, but not hot.
I had just gotten [...]

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Will Work For Just Long Enough to Demonstrate My Ineptness

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jul 2, 2009 in Mental Stability, Motherhood, Why you should maybe rethink the whole reproducing thing

I have had many, many jobs.
I have been a gas station attendant, a dish washer, a car washer, a book store clerk, an art store clerk, an environmental department cubicle dweller, an analytical lab tech chemist type person, a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker. But the last three I don’t get paid for, since [...]

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Love Them

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jun 24, 2009 in Motherhood

I’m referencing a post by my bloggie friend Betty, who inspired this response.
We all feel inept and bumbling when it comes to parenting, but most people are afraid to say it. We pretend we know “the answer” or “the way,” so that we can put our minds at ease that we will turn out people [...]

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Kidz Bop Can Suck It

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jun 18, 2009 in Mental Stability, Motherhood

I used to be one of those people who would drive around blasting Public Enemy, or D.R.I. from speakers that were never built to handle such bringing on of the kickass.
I sang Nine Inch Nails “Closer” as loud as possible with the windows down and did not care one whit about the people staring at [...]

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It Takes a Village But Why's It Gotta Be My Village?

I’ve heard it said that it takes a village to raise a child. This idea was popularized by Hillary Clinton when she named her world domination plan book after the idea, ostensibly an African proverb. While there is some argument about the origin of the phrase, it is in close keeping with many cultural ideas [...]

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Fiber Friday: End of An Era

Posted by Barely Knit Together on May 22, 2009 in Fiber Friday, Motherhood, cloth diapering

I have been purging lately.  Not the good kind, wherein you lose a lot of weight but still get to enjoy the foods you love.  The other, messier kind.  The house purge.
We have so much stuff, and I have been so crazy (no, really – like bats in the belfry, toys in the attic, though [...]

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Elimination Communication Breakdown

Posted by Barely Knit Together on May 18, 2009 in Embarrassing Moments, Going Green, Homemaking Made Easy, Motherhood

I love cloth diapers.
I know.  What a ridiculous thing to love, right?  But if you ask any mama who does it nowadays, she’ll probably tell you the same thing. 
Not only are they easy to use (no, really – they are), but they are ridiculously cute!  Crazy cute.  And who can resist an already adorable tushie [...]

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To My Daughter on Mothers Day (Sappiness ahead, consider yourself warned)

Posted by Barely Knit Together on May 10, 2009 in A Bit on the Dark Side, Motherhood

Dear Daughter,
I hope you’ll forgive me for so public a display as this.  Maybe you’ll never even see it.  If it does what I hope it will, you will instead receive a hand-written letter of apology and remorse from me.
See, I’m so used to typing, it’s hard to sit and write.  But maybe this habitual [...]

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