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I Lied to My Shrink, and Other Hazards of Breastfeeding

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Oct 28, 2009 in Breastfeeding, Mental Stability, Motherhood

This post is actually over at Breastfeeding Moms Unite, written for Melodie upon her request.
It was an honor to share it with her, and I hope you’ll pop on over and read it.
It concerns – you guessed it! Breastfeeding. So don’t say I didn’t warn you. But it’s also about me, and might prove interesting.  Or [...]

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Free Advice

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Aug 7, 2009 in Mental Stability

Do this at least once a week.  I highly recommend it as an antidote for wanting to throw yourself in front of moving vehicles.

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Will Work For Just Long Enough to Demonstrate My Ineptness

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jul 2, 2009 in Mental Stability, Motherhood, Why you should maybe rethink the whole reproducing thing

I have had many, many jobs.
I have been a gas station attendant, a dish washer, a car washer, a book store clerk, an art store clerk, an environmental department cubicle dweller, an analytical lab tech chemist type person, a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker. But the last three I don’t get paid for, since [...]

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Kidz Bop Can Suck It

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jun 18, 2009 in Mental Stability, Motherhood

I used to be one of those people who would drive around blasting Public Enemy, or D.R.I. from speakers that were never built to handle such bringing on of the kickass.
I sang Nine Inch Nails “Closer” as loud as possible with the windows down and did not care one whit about the people staring at [...]

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We Interrupt This Blog…

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jun 2, 2009 in Mental Stability

…to bring you this important message.
Ladies and gentleman (I’ll leave it to you to figure out who is whom), when last we left our heroine she had confessed to outrageous positions on such things as spankings (she likes them), recycling (dependent upon which way the wind is blowing that particular day) and numerical order.
We understand [...]

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It's "I Need Therapy" Thursday

Posted by Barely Knit Together on May 13, 2009 in A Bit on the Dark Side, Mental Stability, Writing

I’m busy chopping up pieces of paper and trying to assemble something like a coherent story, or a set of notecards, or at least some coasters from it, and in the mean time, I am SUCKING like a suckling pig sucks on an apple, or maybe more like a sucking chest wound.
Between teaching myself HTML [...]

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Zen and the Art of Dinner Party Planning: A Moving Feast

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Apr 20, 2009 in Mental Stability

I’ve been learning the skill of mindfulness for the last few months.  This means being completely focused on the moment at hand, and really doing whatever it is you are doing.
So yesterday while driving home from New Jersey, I listened to The Seanachai, rocked out to D.R.I., Violent Femmes,  Bob Dylan and Lou Reed (I’ll [...]

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End of Week Mashup

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Apr 4, 2009 in Fiber Friday, Mental Stability

Over-committed.  What a telling choice of words for signing up to do too much: “committed.”
I am working on two guest blog posts, and will link to them as soon as they are up.  One is for PhD in Parenting’s Carnival of Play, which is a summary of and links to blog posts during the month [...]

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99 Bottles of Blog on the Wall

Interestingly, my biggest motivator and friend, Melissa, is also celebrating her 100th post TODAY!  I guess we both started taking our writing more seriously about the same time, only she was much more disciplined than I was for a while.  Then she started nursing school, and with four kids and a husband to take care [...]

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Therapy Thursday: The Best Humor Links on the Web

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Mar 26, 2009 in Mental Stability

UDATE the last:  I hereby declare Chris of Coach Mom fame the winner!  Tim Hawkins is a new one for me, and I have to say “I Work at Subway” is genius if for nothing besides his perfectly executed boy-band moves.  And the fact that my daughter loved that song years ago so I was [...]

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