Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jun 28, 2009 in
A Bit on the Dark Side,
Naughty
I plan to make this the world’s most poorly planned and quickly executed blog post in history.
I drove to New Jersey Friday while listening to Wigfield by Amy Sedaris, Stephen Colbert, and Paul Dilello, and found myself transported to a land in which, instead of passing big rigs with Jesus slogans plastered on them, I [...]
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Posted by Barely Knit Together on Apr 24, 2009 in
A Bit on the Dark Side,
Embarrassing Moments,
Naughty
What? What’s that you’re saying?
It’s FIBER Friday?
Huh.
Anyhoo, all you moms out there know about multitasking, right? I mean, we think nothing of brushing our teeth while sitting on the toilet and paying bills, or breastfeeding and typing (otherwise, the acronym “nak” wouldn’t exist).
We wash dishes and help with homework while we cook supper and listen [...]
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The other day I read a Facebook comment that said, “I want a school fundraiser that gives me something back, you know? Something useful, like coupons.”
Normally, what I do with the fundraising sheets that have come home from our local schools is a) misplace them until the day before it’s due b) write a check [...]
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