I Can Sell Anything, Part I
I know I just did a whole spiel on why I won’t become one of those product-reviewing mommy bloggers, but immediately afterward I got hit with some sweet propositions that I just couldn’t pass up. So for the next few weeks, while I get some real writing done, I will be posting reviews. I urge you to give them a gander, folks. Some of these things are indispensable tools that can help you lead a happier, more productive life!
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The B.B. Revolution
When I first got the email for this product, I thought, “Sure. That’s what they all say.” But I started reading, and I got intrigued. Many beauty products claim they can perform miracles, but they require weeks to work and results may vary, etc. The B.B. Revolution promises not only that it will improve your looks dramatically, but it guarantees instant results.
The copy reads thusly:
Are you tired of hours of expensive beauty treatments that fail to deliver as promised? Our product can revolutionize your beauty routine, improve your mood, make you more approachable, and can even make the world a more peaceful, “level playing field” kind of place! That’s right – B.B. Revolution supports the dream of true equality no matter what color or age you are, and regardless of your beauty quotient.
I’m not terrible looking, but I must say that using this product made an instant difference in the way people reacted to me. They smiled at me more, pointing and looking at me in awe. I felt more at ease with myself, not self-conscious about blemishes or imperfect skin. It’s even good for improving the appearance of your hair!
The best part is, it took mere seconds to apply it. I am telling you people, it’s a great product, easy to use, and very inexpensive. I think the world will be a better place once the B.B. Revolution is as popular as I’m sure it will become.
And don’t forget – you heard it here first.
Here is a link to the product. You won’t be disappointed!
Wow! I never knew such relaxation and self-confidence could be mine! Thanks B.B.!
Seriously, this is hilarious. You were so deadpan I believed it for a few seconds even after I clicked the link.
Yes, I plan to give the world the self-confidence it needs. And to give the rest of us the respite we need from seeing all those ugly mugs. And the beautiful ones, too, for that matter.
Do they come in black? Because I am working a look here, and co-ordination is key.
They told me edition 2.0 would come in black, and also in that binary code green on black stuff like from The Matrix. They aim to please.
Ooh ooh, I want some! Oh, wait….. I’m working on my own beauty product line off of my existing brand of Lovejuice! I think it is the logical next step for the company.
Scott – I feel a collaborative effort coming on. Your love juice, my paper bag…um. Yeah. Maybe I’ll wait for the next collaborative effort. No offense.
Gosh I hope it comes fur-lined for the winter. I’m sold!
I have decided to buy the company to make my own line of B.B. Revolution products. Fur-lined, different colors, special holes for piercings, etc. Exciting!
I have been told that I look best with 2, the layered look!!
I have a special extra large one that I use to hide the rest of my body. It’s like a cheap burka! Keeps men far, far away! Wait a minute, I mean it makes them very, very curious.
Darn by the description I thought it was going to be clown makeup.
I’m trying to make people more approachable, Bear, not horrifying. That would be the Halloween special.
This just made my day. Seriously.
If they have one with two pinholes near the top, I’m sold.
This makes me very concerned for you, Bs. Are you saying you have…antennae??
Last night I prayed: “God I don’t wanna shave anymore!”
and the Lord answered me…
Me too, Ivan. Me too.
doesn’t every women out there have that prayer? Well, not every one.. I shave in summer, but once the tights and slacks come out in winter, I throw the razor away.
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww
But are you offering a giveaway? I am a huge fan of giveaways, and I’m not sure I can justify the price right now for a BB of my own. I mean, you SAY it’s great, but I might disagree. Also, contests are fun. I would totally re-tweet you and everything.
(Thanks for the laugh!)
No, thank YOU! I can’t give these things away, Amber. They’re too fabulous. But I am selling them on Etsy…
It looks so… peaceful… in there.
Nooooo kidding. Ahhhhh. B.B. Revolution, take me away. That would certainly solve our “Beautiful People” problem, wouldn’t it? No matter who’s wearing the bag.
Surely there’s an app. for that? And is it 3GS compatible?
It’s whatever you want it to be, darling. And everywhere, also. Like Visa. Or whatever that card is. And I think it transcends 3G. Let’s call it, 3Zed. Or maybe, 3Omega. (dang I wish I had those symbols on my keyboard)
Like the new digs: Based on your recommendation, I’m going to give one to every person on my Christmas list!
Thank you both for giving me an idea for another post.