Free Advice
Posted by Barely Knit Together on Aug 7, 2009 in Mental Stability |
Do this at least once a week. I highly recommend it as an antidote for wanting to throw yourself in front of moving vehicles.
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BKT, I just did that today! Unfortunately I underestimated my speed acceleration, and ended up in the middle of the highway during rush hour…
Still, it was a good time had by me!
Please, bschooled, don’t damage yourself any more than you already are. We need you. I need you. And next time, take video.
There is nothing funner in the entire world than playing with kids! There is no sweeter sound in the world than child’s laughter! Plus making yourself dizzy is nature’s free high! When I’m all out of uppers and downers and round and rounders, it’s my DOC.
Wow, you scared me there for a minute, Scott. I was expecting a Precious Moments figurine to leap out and strangle me. Glad to see my worry was for naught, and you are still your old self.
Disclaimer: Boys and girls, spinning is a gateway drug. And sugar. Sugar is gateway. Beware.
Were you too dizzy to do it twice?
Actually, my husband was too dizzy to film the second time. And the third. Nobody can have just one, you know.
What about the grass! Doesn’t anyone care about the grass anymore? And who the hell is going to get those stains out of their pants? Good Lord, what kind out of out of control society have we become?
Why, my laundress will get the grass stains out, silly! And the landscapers will just replace the grass when we squash it all! Silly bean! Wait a minute, I was channeling someone else for a sec. Someone I don’t like.
I’m pretty sure Scott’s the only one who cares about grass. And I buy our clothes at thrift stores so I don’t have to give too much of a damn about grass stains. They’re boys, for crying out loud. They get dirty. They’re washable. No wonder you had a memoir to write.
I did this accidently a couple of days ago in a friggin’ desert and it wasn’t that fun…though everybody else thought it was a laugh riot.
I really think you should all stop telling me these stories unless you have videos to show for it. I mean, sure you rolled down a hill in the desert, FJ. But if nobody hears you rolling, did you make a…um…hmmm. I’ll get back to you on this.
Where is that cliche book? I know I had it here somewhere…
P.S. Come back soon. The next post is for you and the rest of my cheerleading squad.
I”m sadden by my handicap that keeps me from doing this!
I love watching it.. I’m prone to vertigo, the benign positional type ( called BPV, I’m serious…look it up.. tilting my head at odd angles brings it on) .. for me it’s normally triggered in bed…yes, haha… Once I was having sex with a guy, after chili for dinner ( it was a romantic evening all around) he kept insisting that I roll around.. I got dizzy and barely made it to the bathroom before throwing up! Not a great evening…
Anyway, I’ve been thinking about rolling around in the grass just like this pic but fear it will trigger a major case of the spins… so I’ll just keep watching you do it! While I do some DOC!
I’m so sorry about your vertigo, DF. I had a friend with it and it just seemed awful for her.
On the up side, I can think of many times when throwing up in the middle of sex would have been helpful. Unfortunate, but true.
so true, so true
Some excavation in front of my house needs to be compacted before re-seeding. I was looking forward to using the vibrating compactor, but this may be an even better idea. Would you recommend sending forward troops to scout for doggie poo first? And can I borrow your laundress?
I’ll look for dog poo if you’ll loan me the vibrating compactor.Ahem.
Make sure the hill is located at a very dog-unfriendly apartment complex like we did. And yes, my laundress would like to sleep in your super-fab bed, remember? With dividing line firmly in place. I’ll be there in a couple of hours.
Oh, if only I did that on purpose.
that looks like so much fun. now where can I find a hill…
Oh, you’ve got hills, Myra. I’ve seen them on Fridays.