Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jun 8, 2009 in
Writing
Now that I’ve lured you in, you should know there’s no money involved. Do you hear that, teenage daughter?
But a new reader and a blog I just started following, Eric Richardville at Soupalaxy, has given me The Cherry Pie Award.
I hope this is not a joke at my expense, wherein I get a pie in [...]
Tags: blog award, Cherry Pie Award, soupalaxy
Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jun 7, 2009 in
Uncategorized
Fundamental Jelly and Alan allowed me to have a little break from captivity in order to visit my children and care for my vegetable garden. They supervised me very closely, but I was able to snap some photos of my kiddos playing “Libertarian Think Tank” and digging up worms. I also scored some mulberries from [...]
Tags: how to keep hostages happy, how to take over the world, kidnapping, Libertarian, mulberries, what is a think tank, worms
Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jun 4, 2009 in
People Are Idiots,
Writing
Stardate June 4, 2009. Day 3 in captivity.
Wait a minute. Is it day three, really? Those hours in the trunk of the Pacer really threw me.
My treatement at the hands of this dastardly duo has been moderately taxing. They tried to feed me a Big Mac, which everyone knows is the most disgusting creation ever [...]
Tags: Fundamental Jelly, gilbert's skink, inadequate food, kidnapping, matching socks, Sick Days, Stockholm syndrome
Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jun 2, 2009 in
Mental Stability
…to bring you this important message.
Ladies and gentleman (I’ll leave it to you to figure out who is whom), when last we left our heroine she had confessed to outrageous positions on such things as spankings (she likes them), recycling (dependent upon which way the wind is blowing that particular day) and numerical order.
We understand [...]
Tags: badass dream jobs, CIA, crazy people, Fundamental Jelly, kidnapping, Pacers, Sick Days, spy, WMDs