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Guess What! I'm An Award Winning Writer

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jun 8, 2009 in Writing

Now that I’ve lured you in, you should know there’s no money involved. Do you hear that, teenage daughter?
But a new reader and a blog I just started following, Eric Richardville at Soupalaxy, has given me The Cherry Pie Award.
I hope this is not a joke at my expense, wherein I get a pie in [...]

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Mulberries, Worms, and Hostile Takeovers

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jun 7, 2009 in Uncategorized

Fundamental Jelly and Alan allowed me to have a little break from captivity in order to visit my children and care for my vegetable garden.  They supervised me very closely, but I was able to snap some photos of my kiddos playing “Libertarian Think Tank” and digging up worms.  I also scored some mulberries from [...]

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Kidnapped! The Saga Continues

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jun 4, 2009 in People Are Idiots, Writing

Stardate June 4, 2009.  Day 3 in captivity.
Wait a minute.  Is it day three, really?  Those hours in the trunk of the Pacer really threw me. 
My treatement at the hands of this dastardly duo has been moderately taxing.  They tried to feed me a Big Mac, which everyone knows is the most disgusting creation ever [...]

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We Interrupt This Blog…

Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jun 2, 2009 in Mental Stability

…to bring you this important message.
Ladies and gentleman (I’ll leave it to you to figure out who is whom), when last we left our heroine she had confessed to outrageous positions on such things as spankings (she likes them), recycling (dependent upon which way the wind is blowing that particular day) and numerical order.
We understand [...]

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