Male-Female Relations in a Nutshell
Posted by Barely Knit Together on Jan 7, 2009 in Motherhood |
Conversation I had with four year old E. upon his receipt of an invitation to a (girl) classmate’s birthday party:
E: Why did she invite me?
Me: Because you’re her friend.
E: No I’m not. Well, I kind of am. But when Adam and Jack want me, I’m kinda not. But when she wants me…
I go to her.
Ok; this is totally fodder for Readers Digest! and I think they still pay about a hundred bucks for stuff by kids like this! Honey this is a ‘Humdinger” — I even think “GQ” would print it — and Playboy! It is SOOOO true that even the good ole boy hunting and fishing magazines would pay for this! Heck – start his college fund with the money you make from the publishing checks!!!! Enjoy this little guy — he reminds me of my own not-so-little guy (38 now).
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