Top 10 Reasons to Only Go Places With Nice Bathrooms
Posted by Barely Knit Together on Oct 8, 2008 in Mental Stability, Motherhood, Why you should maybe rethink the whole reproducing thing |
If I could have filmed a particular scene of my life today without revealing any naughty bits, I totally would have. Picture this: I’m in one stall of a Chick-Fil-A bathroom, and my four year old is in the one next door. Luckily, I have on drawstring pants, which one can undo while holding a squiriming squid, er, toddler. So while I am trying to see in the bowl to make sure the squat is properly aimed, all the while struggling to keep said toddler from touching anything (this is a public restroom, after all), the four year old finishes, and slides under the bathroom door into my stall!
Oh, the horror!
P.S. Yeah, I know it isn’t ten reasons – but trust me, it’s reason enough.
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If i could stop laughing……
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